Kamper

Es bastante bueno..ya lo he usado como 3 veces. Solo good!

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die, just in case. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00 A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Citibank: "Either report her account to th! e frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Citibank: "Excuse me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about her being dead?" Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and Charges still apply." Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given) Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax: Citibank: "Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you ! figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care." Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Citibank: "That might help." Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

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Winamp....el mejor reproductor de audio en el mercado para video...esta el BSPlayer Winamp FTW!!!

Ayer puse el Cosmos... esta vacilon, tiene un monton de varas, pero todavia tengo q aprender a usarlo

algun link donde pueda conseguir esas varas, o ver screenshots para ver q tal son???

Q tal gente... Ayer empece a jugar wow en shadowmoon...soy un undead warlock (FTW! ). Ahorita stoy con los 10 dias...stoy esperando a q me llegue (espero q sea pronto) tons queria q me recomendaran mods para wow... Pura vida

...chobo!! ...check your hotmail mae...no tenes gmail? me dio un error Bajelo de aqui

Vas a donar tu compu chobo???

Proximamente me les unire...ya mande a pedir mi WoW!!! Espero q llegue pronto para pasar woweando todas las vacaciones Warlock FTW!!!!

Yo tengo el Xwing Collector Series, Xwing Alliance, Kotor1, Kotor2, Battlefront1, Battlefront2, Jedi Outcast, Jedi Academy, Racer, Rogue Squadro, y creo q otros ahi Cuando nos armamos unos encuentros n Xwing Alliance???? Quienes se apuntan?

Ahorita estoy usando el Debian Sarge...pero proximamente pondre el Ubuntu pues me han hablado muy bien de el y ademas l Live CD estaba muy cool

Scientific Explanation of Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, (Cheerleader Captain and Class Valedictorian,) during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night and again this morning, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!!!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Mae...me podes cotizar unas tarjetilllas de video??? Nvidia preferiblemente, que sean AGP y para arriba de la 6200. Ahh...y tambien CPUs Intel Socket 478, para arriba de 3 Ghz Pura vida mae

AMD FTW!!!!

Me parecio muy comico... http://conversationswithmyself.com/content/garyb/gary.swf

Felicidades maes!!

RAMMSTEIN - KEINE LUST Album: Reise Reise Ich hab' kein Lust Ich hab' kein Lust Ich hab' kein Lust Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen Ich h?tte Lust zu onanieren Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren Ich h?tte Lust mich auszuziehen Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen Ich h?tte Lust mit gro?en Tiere Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich hab' kein Lust Ich hab' kein Lust Ich hab' kein Lust Nein ich hab' kein Lust Ich hab' keine Lust etwas zu kauen Denn ich hab' keine Lust es zu verdauen Hab' keine Lust mich zu wiegen Hab' keine Lust im Fett zu liegen Ich hab' kein Lust Ich h?tte Lust mit gro?en Tiere Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich bleibe einfach liegen Und wieder z?hle ich die Fliegen Lustlos fasse ich mich an Und merke bald ich bin schon lange kalt So kalt, mir ist kalt Mir ist kalt So kalt, mir ist kalt So kalt, mir ist kalt So kalt, mir ist kalt So kalt, mir ist kalt Ich hab' keine Lust

Alguien ya los instalo??? Yo los puse hoy y no me sirven los juegos n todos sale una pantalla negra Ayuda!!! o me tendre q pasar a los 5.10 d nuevo...?

imaginese 2 de esas trabajando en SLI...1 GB VIDEO RAM (drool)

Ta bien...pero si me jode la compu, me la compra nueva...completa!!!!

Church Lady y GoatBoy son los mejores!!! Y Weekend Update es un cagon de risa!!! Y Mango tambien...jajajaja Una de las mejores intros es la de Helen Hunt, cuando en ese tiempo acababa de hacer una pelicula con Jack Nicholson. Mientras Helen hace la intro...todos los miembros del cast empiezan a imitar a Jack, diciendo "Here's Johnny!". Al rato se ve por la puerta de atras donde entra Jack y todos los maes haciendo las imitaciones!!!! Cast pwned by Jack Nicholson

jajajaja ta weno :roflol:

Q buena va a estar esta rifa!!!! :D :D Me voy por cod2 seguro para poder jugar en el futuro server de cod2 (ya tengo fear)

Paul Oakenfold - Dread Rock La mejor pieza que existe en este genero